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14-September-2008 18:38:40 - Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit Redirected from Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit Jump to: navigation, search Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit is a schoolyard saying and children's song about the capacity for beans to contribute to flatulence.1 The song is also variously known as Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit and Beans, Beans, the Wonderful Fruit. One variation of the song is titled Beans, Beans, They're Good for Your Heart. The basis of the song and bean/fart humor in general is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide and hydrogen. These gases are expelled from the body as flatulence. Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So let's eat beans for every meal! Versions Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So let's eat beans for every meal! likewise Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let's eat beans for every meal! and another versions lyrics run Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat your beans with every meal! and another version lyrics run Beans, beans, good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat! and another version lyrics run Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So lift your leg, and let them squeal! and another version lyrics run Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feal... Lets have beans for every meal! and another version lyrics run Beans, beans, the fruitful tart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So lift your leg, and let them squeal! and another version lyrics run Beans, beans, the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot, The more you toot, the more you want to eat beans, beans the musical fruit lyrics repeat or Beans, beans, they make you fart the more you eat them the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal or... Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the more you smell. So eat more beans and fart like hell! Popular culture references In The Simpsons episode Whacking Day when Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary, his parents enroll him in a private Christian school. However he gets in trouble almost immediately for singing Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit when asked for a psalm, and is chased from the building by the teacher and other students. In the opening sequence of another episode, Bart can be seen writing Beans are neither fruit nor musical on the blackboard.2 In Stephen King's The Gunslinger, the first part of The Dark Tower, this song is sung by Zolton, a raven kept by an eccentric young man living in the lonely desert, who provides hospitality to the gunslinger on his quest. In an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, Heffer is asked to say a few words and breaks out in the song. In the Ed, Edd, N' Eddy episode Tinker Ed, Ed sings the song but gets interrupted by Eddy, who says, Shut up, Ed! and pulls Ed's face away from the camera with his mouth. In an episode of Animaniacs, Dot performs a variation of the song in her Poetry Corner: Beans, beans / The musical fruit / The more you eat / The more they kick you off the air if you finish this poem. Thank you. References Dawson, Jim. Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart, ISBN 1580080111 ^ Carey, Bjorn Scientists take the 'toot' out of beans MSNBC.com, April 25, 2006 accessed November 17, 2007 ^ BEANS, BEANS... The Simpsons Home Page accessed November 17, 2007 Retrieved from http://en..org/wiki/Beans,_Beans,_the_Musical_Fruit Categories: Children's songs Views Article Discussion this page History Personal tools Log in / create account Navigation Main page Contents Featured content Current events Random article Search Go Search Interaction Community portal Recent changes Contact Donate to Help Toolbox What links here Related changes Upload file Special pages Printable version Permanent link Cite this page This page was last modified on 18 August 2008, at 00:1
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